This is what my breakfast looked like for a week in Mexico. I went out on a charter boat and caught six albacore, which are like underachieving tuna. There were yellowfin to be had, but you had to go out 60 miles in a super panga, and I'm not that brave anymore. There were rumors of mahi-mahi just offshore. People talked smack about red snapper as they always do. But the fishing never panned out. Other activities included snorkeling, shuffle board, beach combing, bingo and sun bathing. My special lady friend knows the head waiter at Garza Blanca. We were treated like royalty and then some.